Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that was caught fooling around with your significant other.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A nice set of silverware
A Rubber Duck version of an Unfamiliar Character
A Tyranosaurus Power Morpher
A Space Jam DVD
A glass fishing float
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
A Kidney Stone in a Small Glass Jar
A working Cartrivision player
The original "Wow!" signal printout
An AN/PDQ-1 Multifunction Radiac

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