Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that dislikes caviar.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Round Tuit
A cocaine-encrusted bible
A swarm of ladybirds
A giant bronze statue of Karl Marx wearing a Christmas hat
A Left Glove
A portable hole
A paperclip
A Clue
Spooky the Tuff Little Ghost's Bowler Hat
A working Cartrivision player

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